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A pompous politician and his wife, Jane, are walking along a trail in the jungle when they encounter Tarzan, apparently inspecting the dentition of a lion or crocodile (depending on which tube of Tarzan’s Grip glue you purchase).

The pompous politician says “Good God, what on earth is happening?  We must call the RSPCA immediately.”

Jane says, “My mobile’s battery is flat.  You Tarzan, me Jane.  What are you doing Tarzan?”

Tarzan says, “Me Tarzan…….”

Write the story from the POV of:

  1. The lion or the crocodile
  2. The pompous politician
  3. Jane
  4. The RSPCA chap who is summoned
  5. Tarzan
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